And Then Adult She Adultstory Was Adult Gone

     Matt nodded and finished half a sixteen ounce beer in a gulp. Bill still couldn't adultstory believe Matt's capacity.
     "Oh, sorry welcome. Chunky Monkey." Matt broke down and began sobbing. Bill looked around. This was getting really embarrassing. Where was that girl adultstory with the drinks? He needed one. He felt like everyone adultstory in the place watching and truth be told most were. He wanted to crawl adult under the table. The toughest welcome guy he knew. But he was in too deep now and Matt was too good a friend. "Chunky Monkey?"
     "Yah I get adult that, its delicious adult, but what does it have to do with Tina adult leaving or disappearing or whatever happened ?" Something awful occurred to adult Bill. "You didn't have her like hurt herself or something." "NO." Matt snapped back adult, angry that Bill could even suggest such a thing adult. "I love Tina. Have to adult find her."
     Bill relaxed adult a little.
     Bill tensed up a lot. Something about the way Matt had adultstory emphasized "GONE", like it was final in a fatal way.
     "Where, where adult did she adult go?"
     They were back where this crazy conversation had started, no wiser but welcome with a lot of facts that only adultstory confused the issue, whatever it was.
     "Ok Matt," Bill tried again, "We need to start pulling these facts together now so I can understand. I wasn't there so adultstory I need you to adult fill in a little more detail. Chunky Monkey's, hypnosis, and Tina's disappearance all are related adult how?"
     "I welcome told her to story use Chunky Monkey adult."
     "No adult my nickname for her."
     "She'll belong to adult the first guy who tells her to do something." Matt screamed, no longer caring who heard. "She'll be his slave forever. Do you get it? Freakin forever. Unless adult she just HAPPENS to wanders into adult another ice cream place with that flavor first. Oh God help me, it's my fault. All my fault."
     Final Authors Note: Our hopes and wishes go out adult to adultstory poor Matt. With any luck Tina will not fall into the wrong hands (mine or yours). She will respond to ANYONE adult (male or female) so hopefully someone with high morals adult (yah right) will find and return her safely to her rightful adult owner/boyfriend adult.